Snippets

Jack (age 7) asked me this morning what Easter was all about, so I explained about the crucifixion of Jesus, the tomb, the stone, and how when they rolled back the stone three days later Jesus was gone. That he’d come back to life. I also told him, “I have no idea what bunnies, eggs, and chocolate have to do with Jesus, however.” He thought for a minute.

Him: “Maybe the cave was made of chocolate.”

Me: “Yeah, and he ATE his way out!”

Him: “And he really liked bunnies, and eggs too.”

Me: “Wonderful! But what about the carrots?”

Him: “He used the carrots to DIG his way out!”

Me: “You. Are. So. Awesome.”

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Overheard from the comfort of my bed:

Alex (13) had a friend over this morning, and they were in his room playing on the Xbox. Jack was lingering around watching. Somehow the conversation turned to pancakes, and Alex said, “Jack likes pancakes, but he doesn’t like syrup.” Alex’s friend says to Jack, “Dude, that’s just un-American.”

I am loving the ages of my kids now. They’re just so funny and sarcastic and sweet. But they like to beat the crap out of each other, so it evens itself out.

Have a great weekend!

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15 Comments

  1. Posted March 19, 2010 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    Ahahahah! If it weren’t for my kids I’d have nothing at all to blog about.

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 22, 2010 at 8:52 am | Permalink

      I just need to remember more funny stuff they say. That’s the real challenge. My mind is a steel sieve.

      • Posted April 15, 2011 at 9:39 am | Permalink

        TYVM you’ve solved all my porebmls

  2. Posted March 19, 2010 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    Kids just say the cutest things! And by the way, it’s un-Canadian to not like maple syrup… 😉 Great stories!

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 22, 2010 at 8:51 am | Permalink

      Oh, I’m sure it’s DEFINITELY un-Canadian to dislike maple syrup! It’s probably against the law, yes? 😉

  3. Posted March 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    Alex’s friend cracks me up.

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 22, 2010 at 8:49 am | Permalink

      Cracked me up too, especially with all the “Dude” being used.

  4. AZ Colleen
    Posted March 21, 2010 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    My nieces (15 & 16) spent last weekend with me (along with their BFF – yes they share one) so I had a weekend of doozies like that. We were in the car going somewhere (to the mall, I’m sure) and I’m not sure what they were talking about by my oldest niece chimes in with “Like, that’s totally projection!”. Turns out high school now offers Pyschology classes (WHAT??!) and she might have actually been listening. 🙂
    PS – I can’t stand syrup either so I must be un-American and would also make a really bad Canadian (WackyMummy).

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 22, 2010 at 8:48 am | Permalink

      Projection! How hilarious! If they start talking about transference, then I’d worry. 😉 I like sugar-free syrup better than the regular stuff. Weird, huh?

  5. Posted March 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    That is un-American. The kid was right.

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 22, 2010 at 8:46 am | Permalink

      Yeah, I agree 😉

    • Posted April 14, 2011 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

      HRI000 Great tnhinkig! That really breaks the mold!

  6. Posted March 24, 2010 at 1:17 am | Permalink

    Omigosh, he IS awesome. LOVE this age.

    • Posted March 24, 2010 at 3:57 am | Permalink

      Oh, and … drumrole please …

      YOU WON THE INSULTS AND COMEBACKS BOOK!!

      Sorry for the delay, Mama — email me your mailing addy and I’ll get it to you asap!

    • justmeandthevoices
      Posted March 24, 2010 at 9:39 am | Permalink

      Thanks! I’m kind of partial to it myself. 😉


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